I don’t know about your dad, but mine has some typical father-like qualities. Things like a penchant for shop tools and barbecues and red meat. Although Dad and I don’t agree on how we like our bacon cooked, we both agree that breakfast isn’t breakfast without it. (One of many issues on which we agree on the answer, but not the method.)

So if you’ve got one of those heroic, he-man dads who runs the grill like a pro, get on over to BaconShirts.com and make your dad the bacon apron of your choice. Too tough for an apron? Go for the bacon t-shirt. Unfortunately the bacon underpants only come in women’s sizes. What a rip-off! If there’s one thing a dad likes to get from his kids on Father’s Day, it’s chonies!

So don’t be like me and slack until the last minute, leaving yourself barely enough time to get a card in the mail. Don’t forget, Father’s Day is June 15 and it will be here before you know it!