See this crazy kid? See how he’s dancing for the sheer love of bacon? That song he’s jamming to is written by one of the Society’s favorite rock stars and product reviewers, Parry Gripp. You may know Parry as a lovable Nerfherder, or perhaps you’re familiar with one of his many brilliant jingles written for those of us about to shop. You can also find about a jillion YouTube videos of cartoon characters and teenaged kids dancing their brains out to Do You Like Waffles?

But for the moment, let’s forget all that. It’s time for bacon.