How bored are kids today when they go out and deface a public phone? And what does it say about our society when they’ve ceased to use swear words or gang affiliations, and begun to idolize bacon? Is it a sign of a lazy, slovenly generation? Or is it totally awesome? Perhaps a clever display of irony? Maybe we’ll never know.
[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now [normal] Ooh, bacon! — Homer Simpson