In the tradition of seeing the Virgin Mary on your tortilla or the Shroud of Turin on your toast, this nice lady saw a vision of hippos in her rashers. And I think this may be a true miracle, because not one but ALL FOUR bacon slices revealed the portly African beast, as if to send a warning.  Hippos reportedly kill more humans than any other wild animal, and here are four harbingers of death on the grill. Is bacon really THAT BAD for us? Am I to take this as a sign? Should I stop eating bacon while I’m ahead?!

Nah. Probably just a cute coincidence. Hooray hippo bacon!