Love to eat, but hate to floss? Me, too! I won’t elaborate on my mental process, but the very thought of flossing kind of grosses me out. That’s why the good folks at Archie McPhee have done it again. Bacon Floss allows you to enjoy all the foods you love, and then makes the grueling task of flossing a little less painful by adding the flavor of crispy fried bacon. A perfect accompaniment to the Bacon Toothpick for making your mouth squeaky (and smoky) clean!

As Archie asks, is there anything bacon can’t improve? For us carnivores, the answer seems to be no! There’s nothing we won’t try with a little bacon on top. From appetizers to sides, entrees to desserts, bacon has earned its place in every course. And now we welcome bacon to the world of responsible oral hygiene. It’s only a matter of time before we’re making edible bacon dishes. Oh wait, we already did…