I don’t know if any of you watch The View, but Michelle Obama appeared with those crazy ladies last week. They did a piece on breakfast where a nutritionist informed us that it IS the most important meal of the day, and made lots of healthy breakfast suggestions. Michelle Obama revealed that she and Barack are bacon eaters, and would not hear of eating Canadian or turkey bacon. Arteries be damned, the Obamas are sticking with the pork. See? He’s totally not Muslim.
[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now [normal] Ooh, bacon! — Homer Simpson