Archie McPhee, you complete me.

Naseem and I were just saying last night that McPhee will likely keep coming up with a new bacon product every few months from here to eternity. Then yesterday she sends me this. So now if bacon mints, floss, or toothpicks don’t give you that bacony taste in your mouth all day long, you can chew on some bacon gum and watch the members of the opposite sex swoon.

For $6.95, you get not one, but TWO TINS of chewy, bacony goodness. And I love the tin, especially the little bacon strip guy blowing a bubble. He looks like a stick of Fruit Stripe Gum, cannibalistically chewing bacon gum.

Ew, I just creeped myself out a little.