Month: October 2008

Top 10 Quotes About Bacon From Television

1. “If you call ham “Canadian bacon”, what do you call bacon?” Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show 2.”Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!” Dr. Frasier Crane, ¬†Frasier 3. “Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk!” Homer, The Simpsons 4. “Uh, “Hello, room service? I’d like some bacon, a couple of cokes, and a bunch of whores.” Butthead, Beavis and ButtHead 5....

Read More

Bacon & Cheese Snausages

Hey Internet, I’m back! I’ve spent the last few months cataloging each and every blade of grass in my front and back yards. It was a long process, but totally worth it. If there was a PhD for dogs, my dissertation would be on the Native and Non-Native Grasses of Santa Barbara, and How They are Affected by Dog Poop, Cat Urine and Skunk Dander. Exciting stuff. While this whirlwind of activity was going on, our regular grocery store stopped stocking pretty much every decent dog treat, and I was reduced to eating crunchy, bone-shaped cookies. Those things are...

Read More

One heart attack with a side of bacon, please!

Dudes. I am seriously blown away by this latest of culinary creations. Adam Kuban of Serious Eats/A Hamburger Today got a tip from one of his readers about a sandwich now dubbed the Hamburger Fatty Melt, a four-ounce burger patty with two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns. Krispy Kreme cheeseburger, move over! This is an amazing idea if, like me, you love everything bad for you. But people just couldn’t leave well enough alone. “Where’s the bacon?” they clamored. And rightly so. Don’t we all want bacon on our burgers? It seemed a natural progression. So Mr. Kuban went...

Read More

RBS Bacon Store

Love bacon products, but don’t have time to scour the internet to find them? Well look no further, friends; our researchers have done the work for you. Welcome to the Royal Bacon Society Bacon Store! Whether you’re looking for bacon apparel, novelties, pet products, or even actual bacon, we’ve got it all. Seen something on our blog that you’d like to buy for yourself or a friend? You can probably find it in the store. Christmas is less than 3 months away, and will definitely be here before you know it. Consider a Bacon-of-the-Month club…it’s a unique and fun...

Read More

Pitchfork Bacon Fry

This is some amazing video right here. These proud Idahoans skewered strips of bacon on the tines of a pitchfork and submersed the whole mess into a vat of boiling oil. All I can say is wow. That is some backwoods ingenuity. The bacon on the far end is something weird…I think they said beef bacon? At any rate, it didn’t stand up to the heat as well as the traditional pork belly. Let this be a lesson to all you haters. Pork is the word. Via the Travel...

Read More

Bacon on TV

I’m about to make a confession of which I am not proud: I love TV. I don’t think I loved TV before TiVo and DVRs, but now, like Depeche Mode, I just can’t get enough. And with the Discovery Channel, Food Network, Comedy Central, Travel Channel, Independent Film Channel, Gilmore Girl re-runs and the NBC Thursday night line-up…well, I get a little light-headed just thinking about it. So I’m a foodaholic who loves TV and bacon. I’m sure some of you are drawing your own conclusions about me even now. Oh well. This week I saw a couple of...

Read More

Bacon Cats!

Internet, welcome to your new favorite site! The Reddit Cats with Bacon page is AMAZINGLY fun, and full of fabulous photos and videos of…you guessed it, cats with bacon. And not just images like this one of a scheming cat spying on bacon. There are cats with bacon taped to them, cats climbing their humans to get to the bacon, and cats wrapped in bacon being plucked from a tree by an elephant. Really?! Yes. That’s what I’m talking about. Fair warning: this page is an amazing time suck and could easily fill your entire day’s slack quota. But...

Read More

Bacon Base?

Want the great taste of bacon in your recipes, but don’t want to deal with the greasy mess of frying actual bacon? Well Minor’s has just the thing for you! This Nestle affiliate has created Bacon Base, a “savory bacon paste made with USDA inspected bacon and ham.” So I’m guessing this is something akin to bacon bouillon cubes, only it comes in a tub. And is a paste. Yikes. If you go to the Amazon link and check out the product description, it calls this paste “Southern-style seasoning.” I know they like to use bacon in the South,...

Read More

More Bacon Halloweeners

Wow, seems I was not the only one to hear about the Bacon & Eggs costume. And what’s even better, people have been coming up with their own version of the bacon get-up for quite some time. If you go to flickr and do a search for “bacon costume,” you’ll come up with hundreds of images. Yes, some of them are Kevin Bacon, and after a while some of the pictures are just plain silly, but i’m just saying…bacon is as wearable as it is delicious! And speaking of wearable bacon, here’s a little jewel to top it all...

Read More

Bacon Mayo!

  It’s no secret that I enjoy the Bacon Salt. It was one my very first blog posts, and I totally use it at home for all kinds of recipes. I have one of every flavor, and a really big bottle of the Hickory. If you are one of the 3 people on the planet who have yet to hear about this amazing product, go here now. Order Bacon Salt and use it to make yourself a big, juicy burger. Thank me later. Well the geniuses behind Bacon Salt have now come up another killer product. It’s called Baconnaise,...

Read More

Bacon-Wrapped Squash

For those of you who like to cook seasonally, here’s a smashing idea. Although this looks to be Summer Squash, I’m sure any old squash or gourd would do the trick beautifully.   Via Food Makes Me Happy...

Read More

How many times a week do you eat bacon?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...