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[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now [normal] Ooh, bacon!
— Homer Simpson
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five pounds of bacon?! maybe the wife has a few other secrets, as well. bulimia? a team of burly lovers?
Oh my goodness, that was toooooo funny.