Bacon Bubbles

Hey interweb, sorry I haven’t been around the last couple of weeks. I was sick. Sick of writing for a blog master who doesn’t pay me enough. I’ve negotiated a higher rate of treat payment, so I’m back. At least for today. We’ll see how it goes.

Today’s product appeals to my enjoyment of things not quite attainable, like the birds in the backyard, or catching my own tail. It’s Bubble Buddy bacon-flavored bubbles, and it looks satisfyingly fun. These eye-catching orbs come running at you, and you want to catch them! So you do! And they pop! Which is awesome for me because destroying things is part of my internal code, but I’m rarely allowed to act on that instinct.

These bubbles give me all the fun I look for in a toy: chasing, jumping, and biting. And then, as an added bonus, once they pop on your face or paws, you’re left with the taste of bacon to lick off!. I don’t know about you, but licking is the way I pass most of my spare time. If all my fur tasted like bacon…well, I might end up bald. Yech. That’s an ugly side affect to consider.

Still, with summer coming, this would be a great outdoor activity for your dog. But please use in moderation. Winter will be back eventually and we’ll need that fur to keep warm.