September 30, 2008 by Marianne

September 30, 2008 • Filed Under: Bacon Gifts , Bacon, crochet, scarf, wool scarf

Well, here it is, the last day of September and fall is sweeping over the land. Here in Santa Barbara, the evenings are getting cooler, and we’re having occasionally grey days…in between all the sunshine. But since I love autumn, I’m already pulling out sweaters and beanies and scarves in hopeful anticipation.

This year you can find a number of amazing bacon scarves! This first one from Chrischunski’s Etsy shop is, as listed, “unsettlingly real-looking.” It also looks super warm and snuggly, not something you get from every slice of bacon. It’s made of 100% hand-felted wool and has a price tag of $120, but I think there’s a lot ot be said about both its look and construction. Plus, your cost-per-wear is sure to be small, because this baby goes with everything!

Next up we have another one from Etsy, Redhynes’ crocheted “Everyone Loves Bacon” scarf. Made from 100% acrylic yarn, this won’t be as cuddly as the felted scarf, but will no doubt keep you warm when the wind blows. Also, since the look is a little less realistic, it could pass for mere stripes when you’re in the company of vegans. No bacon here, no sirree. And at a mere $30, this could be your “every day” bacon scarf, reserving the first one for balls and movie premieres.

Another option (and yes there are many more) is this sewn fleece scarf from Baconwrapt. I love fleece and would wear a fleece-lined sweatshirt all winter long if it were work-appropriate. At $38, this lovely neck wrap would give me that fleecey feel with any outfit, while simultaneously proclaiming my love of bacon. Win win. And hey, that fleece is made of recycled bottles! I have no idea how that’s possible, but I like it.

Finally, for those of you who are cash-strapped but fashion-motivated, get yourself a pattern and crochet your own! This pattern from monstercrochet.com can be yours for just $5, and man, that is some good looking bacon. I myself am craft-challenged and will have to go for a pre-fab scarf. And hopefully soon I’ll actually need to wear it. Until then, I guess I’ll have to keep wearing my bacon in my belly. Darn.

September 29, 2008 by Marianne

September 29, 2008 • Filed Under: Bacon Gifts , Bacon, t-shirt, tattoo

Well then, have I got the shirt for you! No Star Clothing has come up with this brilliant design, based on a wicked idea for a tattoo. I really love this t-shirt. I’m not usually the type to wear my views and opinions on my person or car, but this graphic seems to scream, “I love bacon and I’m totally rad.” And that’s the kind of message I want to send to the general public. The only thing that could make it better is a wild boar skull in place of the heart.

In the coming weeks, look out for this and other cool bacon products available for purchase in the RBS store. It’s still under construction, but when it’s up and running you’ll be able to find a whole world of wearable and, yes, edible bacon. That way you can show your devotion to bacon, inside and out!

September 27, 2008 by Marianne

September 27, 2008 • Filed Under: Bacon Porn , Bacon, Bacon Porn

Mmm…look at that bacon sizzle.

September 26, 2008 by Marianne

September 26, 2008 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , Bacon, bacon comic

Yes, bacon is huge. And not everyone is as thrilled as I am.

September 25, 2008 by Marianne

September 25, 2008 • Filed Under: Bacon Gifts , Bacon, Breakfast, cufflink

As I mentioned yesterday, there are times when you want to step up your fashion game a bit. Whether you’re interviewing for a job, have a public speaking engagement, or are walking your daughter down the aisle, you still want to express yourself while looking your best.

If the bacon necktie is a bit too much for you, perhaps the more subtle approach of the Bacon & Eggs cufflink is just the thing you need. First we have the Barney’s / Antique Jewel Box version. This one shows only eggs on the outside with the bacon hidden in the sleeve to keep the eggs in place. While it’s very cute, I think the bacon should be more prominently placed. And at $300 - $350 a pair, I think I should get what I want.

The second version shows eggs on one sleeve and bacon on the other, giving equal face time to breakfast’s two greatest heroes. It also has a very stylish frying pan handle, adding a little more flash to the scene. And at just $27.56, I think I’ve just found the perfect stocking stuffer for my dad.