April 2, 2010 by Marianne

April 2, 2010 • Filed Under: Fact or Facon, Funny Bacon , Bacon Baby Formula, Bacon Salt, J&D's

I totally back the Bacon Salt guys in their never-ending quest to make life more bacony, but this one leaves me speechless. Seriously. I have no idea what to say, except…am I on Candid Camera? Best Bacon-Related April Fools Prank I’ve seen. It is a prank, right guys? Right?!

August 14, 2009 by Marianne

August 14, 2009 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , Color Wars 2008, nerd rap

This is perfect for a Friday. So this hilarious site, Color Wars 2008, held a contest for the best nerd rap. The only stipulation was that the rapper use the word “bacon” and their team name in the rhyme. And man, the Gold and Silver medalist were particularly awesome. Here’s the Gold, who won two Jet Blue tickets, Chris from Orange Team:

And the Silver from a female rapper called Hits Her Mark, Team Pants. She totally talks about bacon chocolate chip cookies!

For the rest of the rhymes, go here. Gotta give props to Bronze winner SunnyBunny for her “don’t get fresh now” aside.

As always, big thanks to Chrissy for always being on the lookout for bacony goodness. Have a nice weekend, fools!

February 13, 2009 by Marianne

February 13, 2009 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , Bacon, icanhascheezburger.com, kitten, piglet, Valentine's Day

If a kitty and an itty-bitty piglet can get along, then there’s hope for all of us. Happy almost-Valentine’s Day!

Thanks, Holly, for this adorable find.

January 7, 2009 by Marianne

January 7, 2009 • Filed Under: Bacon Art, Funny Bacon , Bacon, haiku, zombies

I love haiku. It’s a poetry form that requires discipline, but only briefly. Like a tiny sudoku or a 24-tile Rubik’s cube. Once, during a particularly stressful time at work, my boss and I relieved our stress by exchanging daily haikus about our aggravation. Good times. So you can imagine my delight when Naseem stumbled on this fabulous blog made up of…you guessed it, bacon haikus. How I love it.

This haiku here is awesome because it combines bacon haiku and zombies, another favorite of mine. Would a zombie really choose bacon over brains? A smart zombie would. A smart BACON zombie would. Love to wear your bacon/zombie art? Well now you can with this fabulous t-shirt. Seriously, this is like the best day for bacon and zombies ever.

Think it couldn’t go any farther? Wrong. How about this piece by Azelyn found at Sheezyart?

Boo-yah!

December 24, 2008 by Marianne

December 24, 2008 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , Bacon, santa

Be sure to leave out a plate of fried bacon tonight, kids.