Genetically Engineered Bacon

August 14, 2009 by Marianne

August 14, 2009 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , ,

This is perfect for a Friday. So this hilarious site, Color Wars 2008, held a contest for the best nerd rap. The only stipulation was that the rapper use the word “bacon” and their team name in the rhyme. And man, the Gold and Silver medalist were particularly awesome. Here’s the Gold, who won two Jet Blue tickets, Chris from Orange Team:

And the Silver from a female rapper called Hits Her Mark, Team Pants. She totally talks about bacon chocolate chip cookies!

For the rest of the rhymes, go here. Gotta give props to Bronze winner SunnyBunny for her “don’t get fresh now” aside.

As always, big thanks to Chrissy for always being on the lookout for bacony goodness. Have a nice weekend, fools!

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Love is…Bacon

February 13, 2009 by Marianne

February 13, 2009 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , , , , ,

If a kitty and an itty-bitty piglet can get along, then there’s hope for all of us. Happy almost-Valentine’s Day!

kitty-bacon

Thanks, Holly, for this adorable find.

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Bacon Haikus and Zombies

January 7, 2009 by Marianne

January 7, 2009 • Filed Under: Bacon Art, Funny Bacon , , ,

I love haiku. It’s a poetry form that requires discipline, but only briefly. Like a tiny sudoku or a 24-tile Rubik’s cube. Once, during a particularly stressful time at work, my boss and I relieved our stress by exchanging daily haikus about our aggravation. Good times. So you can imagine my delight when Naseem stumbled on this fabulous blog made up of…you guessed it, bacon haikus. How I love it.

bacon-zombieThis haiku here is awesome because it combines bacon haiku and zombies, another favorite of mine. Would a zombie really choose bacon over brains? A smart zombie would. A smart BACON zombie would. Love to wear your bacon/zombie art? Well now you can with this fabulous t-shirt. Seriously, this is like the best day for bacon and zombies ever.

bacon-zombie-cartoonThink it couldn’t go any farther? Wrong. How about this piece by Azelyn found at Sheezyart?

Boo-yah!

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Bacon Santa

December 24, 2008 by Marianne

December 24, 2008 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , ,

Be sure to leave out a plate of fried bacon tonight, kids.

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Forget James Bond. Foo Fighters Love Bacon!

November 24, 2008 by Marianne

November 24, 2008 • Filed Under: Funny Bacon , , , ,

Everyone has been buzzing lately about how the newest James Bond, Daniel Craig, just luuurvs his English bacon. So much, in fact, that he has it flown in while on location in Spain or wherever for his daily breakfast. I’m sure many people find that fascinating, but I’m too busy loving the Foo Fighters for giving me a new name for bacon:

(You’ll also notice the term “chicken boobs” a couple paragraphs up.) This entire catering rider is jam-packed with delightfully silly requests, and a few that really make you wonder. Like, what’s with all the socks and t-shirts? And how can you trust perfect strangers to pick DVDs and magazines for you?! You can see the full thing at The Smoking Gun, complete with helpful arrows to point out the funny verbiage that you dont’ want to miss. When you read it, make a game of it: Count how many times they insult their roadies and guitar techs. Best jobs ever.

I happen to work in the non-rock-star performing arts and see my share of riders, but rarely do we see this kind of comedy. Considering how lengthy some of these things can get, I think we would all appreciate a little more humor and a little less “MAKE SURE EVERYTHING’S PERFECT OR SOMEONE WILL DIE!”

I’m going to make bacon a requirement in my personal rider. I’ll mail it in advance of dinner parties or as a gentle reminder before visiting my parents. It’ll be one page and say “Onions: No.  Bacon: Yes.  Any questions? See my dog.” Then during the actual meal I’ll say something slanderous about my husband, smash a serving utensil on the dinner table and walk out of the room without playing my hit single. I’m going to be the most bad ass dinner guest you ever had.

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