Royal Bacon Society - The Ultimate Bacon Resource http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog The Ultimate Resource for All Things Bacon Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:30:23 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 en 1831886http://www.feedburner.com Bacon Hitler http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RoyalBaconSociety-TheUltimateBaconResource/~3/460834926/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/funny-bacon/bacon-hitler/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:00:30 +0000 Marianne http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/?p=977 It’s a frightening world we live in. You never know from whence the next despotic ruler will spring. And today we can report, one has sprung from bacon. Worse than the Soup Nazi, it’s Bacon Hitler. And he’s wearing a v-neck sweater. Occult-obsessed megalomaniac meats meets jaunty fashion.

Thanks, Gabe, for bringing this shocking news to our attention. Via Eatliver.com.

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]]> http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/funny-bacon/bacon-hitler/feed/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/funny-bacon/bacon-hitler/ Maple Bacon Coffee http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RoyalBaconSociety-TheUltimateBaconResource/~3/459642919/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-gifts/maple-bacon-coffee/#comments Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:00:26 +0000 Marianne http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/?p=942 I think there are people out there who consider coffee to be their morning fuel. Can’t get started without it. Must have caffeine to function. I’m fortunate not to be in this classification. I no longer drink coffee every day and, in fact, sometimes go weeks without a cup. But when I do drink it, it’s usually just to delight my senses and treat myself. It’s given me a deep appreciation for the coffee or espresso drinks that I enjoy, and allows me to go all out when I do indulge.

This lovely Maple Bacon Morning blend from Boca Java intrigues me. Will it have the very present aroma of maple and bacon like vanilla and hazelnut coffees do? Will I sense smoke as well as sweetness? Most of the reviews it received were very positive, and people expressed surprise that it did indeed deliver on the syrup and bacon aroma. In fact, one person suggested this is the best coffee for a camping trip, and I can see that perfectly. My husband and I plan to do some winter camping, and I’m anxious to give this suggestion a try. Look for my personal review in the coming months.

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]]> http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-gifts/maple-bacon-coffee/feed/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-gifts/maple-bacon-coffee/ Native Bacon http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RoyalBaconSociety-TheUltimateBaconResource/~3/458467058/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-cartoons/native-bacon/#comments Wed, 19 Nov 2008 15:00:07 +0000 Marianne http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/?p=937 If you don’t know the work of Dan Goodsell yet, then you are in for a world of goodness. An Imaginary World, no less. In the Imaginary World, you can follow the adventures of Mr. Toast and his many friends. Like Lemonhead. And an egg. And a strip of bacon. Check out the archive of comics, especially the many holiday themed features. Super fun. Today we’re celebrating the harvest season with this friendly reminder of our Native American friends who made survival in the New World possible.

One fall semester many moons ago, I read Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee. I got pretty angry about the lies and omissions I had been fed for years about America’s treatment of the natives, and especially about the Thanksgiving myths I’d been taught since Kindergarten. That year I protested the celebration of Thanksgiving by refusing to take part in my family’s holiday traditions. Eventually I came to terms with this ugly part of our past and made the holiday my own with a more personal take on giving thanks. But I still like to take the time to reflect on the kindness and unflagging trust that the Native Americans showed to those who arrived on their shores, and to give special thanks for those people who extend a hand of kindness to me each and every day. Despite its historic roots, the idea of a holiday to give thanks is a wonderful thing, something I’d like to celebrate every day.

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]]> http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-cartoons/native-bacon/feed/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-cartoons/native-bacon/ Bacon-Wrapped Phone http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RoyalBaconSociety-TheUltimateBaconResource/~3/457259758/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-gifts/bacon-wrapped-phone/#comments Tue, 18 Nov 2008 15:00:44 +0000 Marianne http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/?p=929 When I walk down State Street during the day, it seems like 50% of the people I encounter are listening to their iPods. (Or whatever. I call every mp3 player an iPod, just like I call all colas Coke and all tissue Kleenex.) If all those people are like me, their iPods are getting scratched and dinged and losing that beautiful, clean white look that makes Apple products so visually appealing. Whatever will we do?

BACONATE IT! Wrap your iPod in the warm embrace of bacon-print felt and it will feel warm and cozy all winter long. Yeah, I know this is really for the iPhone, but I’m not as cool as my husband so I’m still rockin’ the Blackjack. So okay, wrap your iPhone in bacon for all I care. You’ll probably still be listening to music on it as you walk down the main drag and that, my friend, makes it an iPod.

I know what you’re thinking now. “Marianne, where do I get this modern marvel?!” Well kids, you’ll have to order it from Germany at a rate of 27 Euros (including shipping). At today’s very reasonable exchange rate, I think that’s about $35 American dollars. Sound steep for a felt phone case? Well allow me to remind you: It looks like bacon! Need I say more?

Thank you, Sean, for being such a technogeek.

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]]> http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-gifts/bacon-wrapped-phone/feed/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-gifts/bacon-wrapped-phone/ Bacon-Wrapped Thanksgiving http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/RoyalBaconSociety-TheUltimateBaconResource/~3/456217382/ http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/bacon-recipes/bacon-wrapped-thanksgiving/#comments Mon, 17 Nov 2008 17:31:39 +0000 Marianne http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/?p=924 We are getting very close to Thanksgiving…just 10 days to go! I can’t wait to go shopping for all the necessary ingredients, and sit down and create my cooking schedule. I usually do my pies the night before, start making rolls first thing in the morning, and then get all veggies prepped in advance. I make stuffing while the oven is pre-heating for the turkey, and get to relax during most of the turkey-baking time. It’s a decent system, although it wouldn’t kill me to learn to delegate. That’s my best piece of Thanksgiving advice: let your guests help if they offer! One of these days I’ll learn how to do that.

I’m one of the few people I know who cooks my turkey with a lid. About 10 years ago, my husband took on the turkey chef duties when I was out of town. In honor of his beautiful citrus-stuffed bird, our friend Jeffrey gave him a big, lidded roasting pan for his birthday. We have used it ever since, and it makes for a perfect, juicy, tender turkey, including the breast. It’s the same principle as those roasting bags, which I also highly recommend. Keeping the moisture locked in is the key, ain’t no doubt about it.

If you don’t own a roaster with a lid, and are averse to the roasting bag, there are numerous other ways to hold in that critical moisture. One tip is to brine your turkey for at least 24 hours prior to roasting. You can buy brining mixes at most stores these days, or you can make your own with salt, water, any herbs you like…even bourbon if you’re in the mood. Another option is to cover the breast with moistened cheese cloth or tent the turkey with foil, ala Martha Stewart.

Finally, and the option we’re really here to talk about, wrap your turkey in bacon. Not only will the bacon seal in all those wonderful juices, it will also add its own fat and flavor to both your turkey and your gravy. This recipe from chow.com pairs your savory turkey with sweet and succulent pears and cider. Seriously, how delicious does that sound? Chow.com also has a number of other tips for turkey preparation, and the one that I cannot stress enough is this: make sure your turkey is completely thawed before cooking. After thawing, make sure it gets to the sink in enough time for even the giblets inside to come to room temperature. This will ensure that the turkey cooks evenly, and that you don’t get any “squeaky” meat. My worst poultry nightmare.

I’m thinking of looking for a new stuffing recipe this year…I got a great one from a reader named Marie a couple weeks back. Any more ideas?

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