The Baconwood Box Company is a great little business with a penchant for hand-crafted, bacon-related wooden wares. There's the bacon-wrapped scallop box! Bacon-shaped letter opener! Bacon tees! These people have got it bad for ...
[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now [normal] Ooh, bacon! — Homer Simpson