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From Belly to Bacon

by Marianne • 04.9.2008 • Uncategorized • Post Comment
Ever wonder how your delicious bacon was made? You may be surprised to learn that at some bacon factories, your bacon takes a trip in the microwave! Shoot, maybe ALL bacon factories. I'm no expert, I just eat the stuff. Although this video is not overly graphic, don't watch it if ...
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History Baconized

by Marianne • 04.8.2008 • Uncategorized • Post Comment
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond ...
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Enchantment under the Sizzle

by Marianne • 04.7.2008 • Uncategorized • Post Comment
Let's say you're a studly high school senior looking to make a splash at the prom. It's your last year and you want to go out with a bang. But how? Exploding pants? Spiking the punch? Streaking during the coronation of the ...
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The Scientific Pursuit of Bacon

by Marianne • 04.4.2008 • Uncategorized • Post Comment
In case you haven't already met, I just have to introduce you to the Annals of Bacon Research. I'm super impressed with this team, first because they paired the word annals, which my husband cannot say or look at without laughing, ...
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Bacon Bling

by Marianne • 04.2.2008 • Uncategorized • Post Comment
Ready to proclaim your commitment? Not QUITE ready to wear it on a t-shirt like a billboard? Well here's the perfect compromise. The I Love Bacon Necklace. Simultaneously bold yet understated, casual observers may even mistake it for the infamous "Mother" ...
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Say it out loud: I love this sandwich!

by Marianne • 04.1.2008 • Uncategorized • 1 Comment
There are a wide variety of ways to express your love of bacon. In coming posts I'll show you some wearable trinkets designed by the truly devout. I begin today with the BLT Ring, with big thanks to Cool Hunting and (who ...
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Hover Bacon

by Marianne • 03.31.2008 • Uncategorized • Post Comment
When these little guys first hit the scene, I was fascinated. And given the success of their Quizno's commercial, just think what they could do for our friend bacon!
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The Perfect Marriage

by Marianne • 03.28.2008 • Uncategorized • 1 Comment
I've seen a number of interesting sweet/salty combinations involving bacon, especially where maple syrup is involved. But here's a brilliant new idea that combines two ...
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