Much like real bacon, this 15″ (38.1 cm) tall Mr. Bacon magnet is quite versatile. Put one on your meat locker as a mascot, or, better yet, put one on each side of your car to turn it into the baconmobile!
[strained] You know that feeling you get when a thousand knives of fire are stabbing you in the heart? I’m having that right now [normal] Ooh, bacon! — Homer Simpson