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1. “If you call ham “Canadian bacon”, what do you call bacon?”

Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show

2.”Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”

Dr. Frasier Crane,  Frasier

3. “Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk!”

Homer, The Simpsons

4. “Uh, “Hello, room service? I’d like some bacon, a couple of cokes, and a bunch of whores.”

Butthead, Beavis and ButtHead

5. “I’m never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? ADMIRAL Crunch?”

Fry, Futurama

6. “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don’t have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it’s good for me, it’s the perfect way to start the day.”

Michael Scott – The Office

7. “Good Morning sweety. Oh my God, is that bacon? I love you, I love you, I love you.”

Grace – Will & Grace

8. “Let’s see-Farmer Billy’s smoke-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s bacon-fed bacon, Farmer Billy’s travel bacon… Mr. Simpson, if you really want to kill yourself, I also sell handguns!”

Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, The Simpsons

9. “Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?

Zim, Invader Zim

10. “Mmmm… unexplained bacon.”

Homer, The Simpsons



And yes, there are plenty more bacon quotes from Homer Simpson.


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