Author: Naseem

Holiday Bacon

So after years of Marianne raving about Thanksgiving at her house, I am finally going to be attending her feast today.  I was so excited yesterday (and still am today!) that I spent the evening creating a gift for Marianne  to thank her for being such a great friend and for cooking Thanksgiving dinner for about a dozen Santa Barbara orphans. Duh – of course it was a bacon gift!!! I sewed up these two little munchkins you see in the pic above with felt, stuffing, pipe cleaners, a glass of wine, and two kittens who discovered pipe cleaners...

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Amazin’ Cajun Bacon

Even before bacon exploded in bits all over the internets, I have to admit I considered myself somewhat of a bacon connoisseur.  However, my proof of expertise back then was that I had tried all the local grocery store brand bacons and concluded that the Vons brand was the best, hands down, case closed. Seriously? I had no idea. This whole bacon blog business has opened my world up to a deliciously intimidating world where there are endless flavors of bacon, and endless bacon flavored you-name-its.  Case in point: Bourbon Street Cajun Country Bacon. Dry rubbed in all sorts...

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Top 10 Quotes About Bacon From Television

1. “If you call ham “Canadian bacon”, what do you call bacon?” Michael Kelso, That ’70s Show 2.”Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!” Dr. Frasier Crane,  Frasier 3. “Special day! Oh, what have I forgotten now? Now, don’t panic. Is it Bacon Day? No, that’s crazy talk!” Homer, The Simpsons 4. “Uh, “Hello, room service? I’d like some bacon, a couple of cokes, and a bunch of whores.” Butthead, Beavis and ButtHead 5....

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Making Friends with Bacon

As Homer Simpson so sagely warned us, “you don’t make friends with salad.” In view of this wisdom, we have scoured the internet seeking those bacon creations which most make us want to kiss the chef. Tune in every Friday for new ways to Make Friends with Bacon. In this week’s edition, bacon meets hot dog. Hello, hot dog!   Now that’s bacon porn at it’s finest. Mmmmm… bacon...

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Top 10 Homer Simpson Quotes About Bacon

1. “(Lisa) “I’m going to become a vegetarian” (Homer) “Does that mean you’re not going to eat any pork?” “Yes” “Bacon?” “Yes Dad” Ham?” “Dad all those meats come from the same animal” “Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!”” 2. “Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.” 3. “When you’re in my house you shall do as I do and believe who I believe in. So Bart butter your bacon.” 4. “Is it Bacon Day?” 5. “Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend – fudge.” 6. “Not again! First you took away my Philly Fudgesteak....

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