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Brutus - Rovering ReporterSo I was “surfing the net” as you humans say, and I found this great photo of a bacon-wrapped cat. Well, I guess that’s an exaggeration, but it is a cat with bacon on it. Was I searching for bacon-wrapped cats? Maybe. The point is, there it is. A Bacon Cat.

My roommates don’t have a cat, but they used to. I hear them talk about her sometimes. I hear them saying they wish they could have another one, which I find utterly exasperating. I mean, hello! You have me, not just a dog but a total wonderdog. But you really can’t tell the roommates what to do; they do not listen to reason. So, in preparation for any more discussion on household additions, I thought I ought to brush up on what kind of cats are available. And I think this is the one for us.

bacon-cat.jpgUnfortunately, this is the only Bacon Cat I’ve found and it doesn’t appear to be for sale. So I’m turning to you, faithful reader, to help me find more examples of this delicious intelligent-looking cat. Have you ever seen one? Do you know where we can buy one? Do they come in other flavors? I think we’d be looking to adopt a full grown specimen, the larger the better. I’m a big dog with a hearty appetite. For friendship. Any help will be greatly appreciated.

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