Love bacon, but hate all that greasy mess? Craving bacon, but also craving candy? Want to carry bacon around in your purse or pocket, but afraid it will attract a gang of feral dogs? Well Archie McPhee has just the thing for you! They’re Bacon Beans, and they’re consumption-ready today!

Yes, these jellybeans are bacon-flavored, and come in a handy re-usable bacon tin. And at a mere $5.95, the price is right. Treat yourself! Treat your friends! Go hog wild!