I live in California, a state notorious world-wide for being non-smoking. Anytime we run into a French person (and that could happen anywhere), they guess where we're from when we decline their offer of a cigarette. Whether in Central America…

So I was "surfing the net" as you humans say, and I found this great photo of a bacon-wrapped cat. Well, I guess that's an exaggeration, but it is a cat with bacon on it. Was I searching for bacon-wrapped…

Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…