Hey interweb, sorry I haven't been around the last couple of weeks. I was sick. Sick of writing for a blog master who doesn't pay me enough. I've negotiated a higher rate of treat payment, so I'm back. At least…
Okay, so if you read yesterday's post, you'll know I made bacon-infused bourbon over the weekend. And when my bacon bourbon was complete, I wanted to get some expert opinions on its flavor. Where better to go than to the…
1. "(Lisa) "I'm going to become a vegetarian" (Homer) "Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?" "Yes" "Bacon?" "Yes Dad" Ham?" "Dad all those meats come from the same animal" "Right Lisa, some wonderful, magical animal!"" 2.…
We recently entered a contest hosted by our sponsor, Foodbuzz. It was a BACON recipe contest, and we felt it would be an embarrassment not to enter. Because, you know, we're a bacon blog. We were not victorious (an outrage!) but I…
If you're reading this blog, there's a chance you like bacon. If you follow more than one blog, there's a chance you also like other time-wasting, Internet-based nonsense, like Facebook and Twitter. If any or all of those things are…
I know I clued you in to the Bacon Tux in time for prom season, but what about the ladies? How will you ever match your date's fragrance and charm? If prom hasn't already happened at your school, this is…