In 1962, Arnold Barach dared to dream of a bright future, a world filled with ultrasonic dishwashers, electronic teaching machines, and yes, toaster bacon. Of course! It's genius! Pre-cooked bacon sealed in aluminum pouches that can be easily re-heated by…

Maple-Bacon Lollipops. There isn't much I can say about this product that it doesn't say for itself. It's made of maple syrup and bacon. It's pretty much breakfast on a stick. Next Saturday morning, you can serve your family eggs…

Here's a lovely piece of truth from poopbear. See more of Mr. Poopbear's art here, and let this little reminder carry you through the day until you can get home and have some bacon. Sometimes its the only thing makes…