Do I smell bacon? I've always thought that bacon was a highly valuable commodity. My entire life I've been hearing about pork belly futures, and honestly, nothing works better as a bribe to get people out of bed. So I…
MarianneDecember 19, 2008
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MarianneMarch 17, 2008
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MarianneApril 8, 2008
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MarianneSeptember 10, 2008
That Mr. Dave at the Ridiculous Food Society just keeps wowing me! You may remember that in October he made sausage entirely out of bacon, a feat heretofore unheard of. So of course I have to check in on him…
MarianneDecember 2, 2008
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