This is Jim Gaffigan, and by far the best rambling monologue ever delivered on the subject of bacon.
MarianneApril 14, 2008
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MarianneJune 7, 2008
There are so many things to love about springtime in Santa Barbara. Warm weather. Long days. The smell of jasmine. Beautiful fruit. Fresh, crisp veggies. One of our favorite spring and summer activities is to fire up the BBQ, no…
MarianneApril 23, 2008
Bacon Lovers, I've missed you. I'm sorry we were gone so long. I was heavily distracted by all things domestic and my new project: home ownership. March was a long month, but April holds great promise. So while I was out,…
MarianneApril 8, 2009
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
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