Hey interweb, sorry I haven't been around the last couple of weeks. I was sick. Sick of writing for a blog master who doesn't pay me enough. I've negotiated a higher rate of treat payment, so I'm back. At least…
We all know that bacon is a delight to smell, to eat, to look at. Along with coffee and baking cookies, it's a feast for the senses that makes me feel instantly warm and happy, not to mention hungry. What…
Internet, I love you. You let people do and say whatever they want, and you don't judge them for it. If people want to shout their political views, you give them a soapbox to stand on. If they want to…
I know what you're thinking. New Year's Eve is just around the corner, and what am I going to take to that cocktail party to wow my friends? Or, what's the perfect hostess gift for the kind of friend who…
A couple days ago my favorite blogger, dooce, told an amusing story about how she scientifically and irrefutably proved that microwave-safe plastic bowls cannot withstand the magma-hot intensity of fresh bacon grease. Nice work, Heather. The world owes you big…
Have you heard of Wordle? This is exactly the kind of silly internet program that just tickles me to no end. All you do is go to Wordle and enter in some content, or even just your website's url, and…