Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
Once again I'm blown away by a simple yet profound use for bacon. Why did I never think of this before? Because I tend to get too complicated. I need to remember that the simplest food ideas are the best.…
My diet is pretty boring. I get some supposedly healthy kibble twice a day, a handful of treats if I look cute enough, and all the water I can drink. Woop-dee-doo. Water. I know my roommates have beer and wine…
So this was what I was trying to write about a week ago when my world crashed around me. And maybe you've already heard it, but I still call it news. For those of you out there who are Mystery…
Is there a world-record for the longest strip of bacon? I certainly couldn't find one on the Guinness Book website, but I think we may have found the solution to that. This Flickr entry, from a mysterious man called Masta,…
This is Aaron Rowand. He's a baseball player. He formerly played for the White Sox and the Phillies, and is currently center fielder for the San Francisco Giants. I cannot tell you how often I come across his name during…