I used to have a roommate who religiously did the wake & bake, something I found pretty irritating most days, since he had to walk through my bedroom to get to the bathroom for his morning shower. (Worst house design…
MarianneJune 12, 2008
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Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
I live in California, a state notorious world-wide for being non-smoking. Anytime we run into a French person (and that could happen anywhere), they guess where we're from when we decline their offer of a cigarette. Whether in Central America…
MarianneApril 29, 2008
It's that time of year when the weather is crisp and so are the apples. My neighbors brought me a big bag of them last week and I've been enjoying them to no end. You just can't get apples this…
MarianneOctober 22, 2008
Just before the holidays, we were fortunate to be contacted by the good folks at Pop's Authentic, a company that makes artisan jerky and meat snack in New Franklin, Missouri. They asked if we'd like to try their product (specifically…
MarianneJanuary 25, 2010
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