It's a frightening world we live in. You never know from whence the next despotic ruler will spring. And today we can report, one has sprung from bacon. Worse than the Soup Nazi, it's Bacon Hitler. And he's wearing…
MarianneNovember 21, 2008
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MarianneMay 12, 2009
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MarianneApril 8, 2008
Internet, I love you. You let people do and say whatever they want, and you don't judge them for it. If people want to shout their political views, you give them a soapbox to stand on. If they want to…
MarianneJune 25, 2008
Hey Internet, we made it to 100 posts! I must admit that when we started this venture, I wasn't sure how many new and exciting bacon finds there could be, but the hits just keep on coming! Thanks for reading…
MarianneJuly 11, 2008
This image could totally go under bacon porn for me. This rich, delicious chocolate dessert is the Bacon Chocolate Crunch Bar from Animal Restaurant in Los Angeles. Located on Fairfax just a couple blocks from hipster joints like Largo's little…
MarianneAugust 25, 2008
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