It's kind of long, but you'll feel great knowing that no matter how much pizza/fast food/alcohol you consumed, it could have been worse.
MarianneMarch 17, 2008
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Royal Bacon Society Black T-shirt
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Primitives by Kathy Bacon Tea Towel, 28-Inch by 28-Inch
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The Spring Fling Bacon Bundle
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Threadrock Unisex Baby Don’t Go Bacon My Heart Bodysuit 12M Light Blue
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Womens I Love Bacon T-Shirt X-Large
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Steven Raichlen Best of Barbecue Cast Iron Rectangular Grill Press SR8034
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Give Me All The Bacon, Printed Baby Grow – Kelly Green/Black 6-12 Months
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Chocolate Covered Maple Smoked Bacon Soda (Pack of 12)
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Working Class Studio The Bacon ‘N’ Eggs Collection Bacon Kitchen Gift Set
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Primitives By Kathy Box Sign, You Are
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I Love Heart Bacon Black Kids Sweatshirt (White print)-12-13 Years
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A couple days ago my favorite blogger, dooce, told an amusing story about how she scientifically and irrefutably proved that microwave-safe plastic bowls cannot withstand the magma-hot intensity of fresh bacon grease. Nice work, Heather. The world owes you big…
MarianneMarch 4, 2010
I love haiku. It's a poetry form that requires discipline, but only briefly. Like a tiny sudoku or a 24-tile Rubik's cube. Once, during a particularly stressful time at work, my bo ss and I relieved our stress by exchanging…
MarianneJanuary 7, 2009
I cannot believe how much bacon art there is to be found in this wacky world of ours. This piece here was on display at Bacon Camp in San Francisco in March. Ranging from beautiful to bizarre to downright ridiculous,…
MarianneJune 29, 2009
I don't really know how my husband stumbled upon these delicious-looking bacon lollipops, but here they are in all their wavy glory. I've had this type of treat before, like the Man Bait variety. They are typically maple-flavored, because apparently…
MarianneApril 29, 2013
I've seen a number of interesting sweet/salty combinations involving bacon, especially where maple syrup is involved. But here's a brilliant new idea that combines two things that I truly love. Bacon and Chocolate. The Vosges Haut-Chocolat website is not only…
MarianneMarch 28, 2008
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Bacon Lovers T-Shirt You Had Me At Bacon
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Bacon N’ Eggs (Skull & Crossbones) Funny Breakfast Humor Unisex T-shirt-Medium
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