History Baconized Uncategorized

History Baconized

Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
Marianne
April 8, 2008
Bacon Bling Uncategorized

Bacon Bling

Ready to proclaim your commitment? Not QUITE ready to wear it on a t-shirt like a billboard? Well here's the perfect compromise. The I Love Bacon Necklace. Simultaneously bold yet understated, casual observers may even mistake it for the infamous…
Marianne
April 2, 2008
Hover Bacon Uncategorized

Hover Bacon

When these little guys first hit the scene, I was fascinated. And given the success of their Quizno's commercial, just think what they could do for our friend bacon!
Marianne
March 31, 2008
The Perfect Marriage Uncategorized

The Perfect Marriage

I've seen a number of interesting sweet/salty combinations involving bacon, especially where maple syrup is involved. But here's a brilliant new idea that combines two things that I truly love. Bacon and Chocolate. The Vosges Haut-Chocolat website is not only…
Marianne
March 28, 2008
Give it up for Gravy Uncategorized

Give it up for Gravy

My roommates buy a lot of fancy stuff  for me.  Environmentally friendly biodegradable poop bags. (Who cares?) French Vanilla scented shampoo for sensitive skin. (Like I want a bath.) Two dog beds that they for some reason stack on top…
Brutus
March 27, 2008
Bacon Taters! Uncategorized

Bacon Taters!

I don't know what I love more: the interweb, or people from the mid-West who make my job so easy. Maybe this idea was too obvious, maybe I should already have come up with it myself. But it was just…
Marianne
March 26, 2008
Makin’ Bacon! Uncategorized

Makin’ Bacon!

As a constant frequent maker of bacon, I tend to stick to the pan-fry method. It's simple and gives me the drippings I require to make everything else in any given meal taste like bacon. Although I have baked it…
Marianne
March 14, 2008
Effing brilliant! Uncategorized

Effing brilliant!

Maple-Bacon Lollipops. There isn't much I can say about this product that it doesn't say for itself. It's made of maple syrup and bacon. It's pretty much breakfast on a stick. Next Saturday morning, you can serve your family eggs…
Marianne
March 12, 2008