One of my least favorite fashion trends in the U.S. is the muffin top. You know, when your jeans get a little too tight, but instead of giving them to Goodwill you just keep rocking them and add a slightly-too-short…
MarianneJuly 31, 2009
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I love haiku. It's a poetry form that requires discipline, but only briefly. Like a tiny sudoku or a 24-tile Rubik's cube. Once, during a particularly stressful time at work, my bo ss and I relieved our stress by exchanging…
MarianneJanuary 7, 2009
Let's say you're a studly high school senior looking to make a splash at the prom. It's your last year and you want to go out with a bang. But how? Exploding pants? Spiking the punch? Streaking during the coronation…
MarianneApril 7, 2008
Love to eat, but hate to floss? Me, too! I won't elaborate on my mental process, but the very thought of flossing kind of grosses me out. That's why the good folks at Archie McPhee have done it again. Bacon…
MarianneJune 20, 2008
Everywhere you look these days, the partnership between bacon & eggs is being celebrated. Easily bacon's most common companion, the egg has a sunny attitude that perfectly complements bacon's crispy outlook. Here are a few great items for the upcoming…
MarianneNovember 10, 2008
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
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