Hey interweb, sorry I haven't been around the last couple of weeks. I was sick. Sick of writing for a blog master who doesn't pay me enough. I've negotiated a higher rate of treat payment, so I'm back. At least…
1. "If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon?" Michael Kelso, That '70s Show 2."Yes, I'll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What…
In celebration of the season, Brutus offers his vision of a perfect harvest...something he could be truly thankful for. Hope you're all enjoying a wonderful holiday!
I love haiku. It's a poetry form that requires discipline, but only briefly. Like a tiny sudoku or a 24-tile Rubik's cube. Once, during a particularly stressful time at work, my bo ss and I relieved our stress by exchanging…
I don't know about you, but I'm in love with the logo designs for Bacon Day '09. And now, whether you're planning to attend Bacon Day or not, you can get your very own Bacon Day gear. From t-shirts to…
In case you're looking for the perfect complement to that BLT Ring you just bought, here's the perfect match. The Breakfast of Champions charm bracelet. This cute wrist adornment pairs bacon with all its favorite partners...eggs, toast, milk, and of…