Bippity Boppity Bacon!
This is Jim Gaffigan, and by far the best rambling monologue ever delivered on the subject of bacon.
MarianneApril 14, 2008
The UN-Royal Bacon Society
Looking to spice up your bacon routine? Craving bacon made of wild game? Search no further, Friend. Savenor's Market in historic Boston has got you covered. Established in 1939, this upscale market was once frequented by East Coast royalty like…
MarianneApril 11, 2008
Move over Snausages!
Last night the roommates brought home the BEST. TREAT. EVER. They're called Bakon Stripz, and like the bag says, they do make me go wacko. Stark-raving, foaming at the mouth insane, in fact. They smell exactly like barbecue sauce, which…
BrutusApril 10, 2008
From Belly to Bacon
Ever wonder how your delicious bacon was made? You may be surprised to learn that at some bacon factories, your bacon takes a trip in the microwave! Shoot, maybe ALL bacon factories. I'm no expert, I just eat the stuff.…
MarianneApril 9, 2008
History Baconized
Wow. I'm overwhelmed by my love of the website I'm about to share with you. The Bacon page of the Uncyclopedia is far and away the best time suck I've experienced this month. Maybe this year. Possibly this century. Beyond…
MarianneApril 8, 2008
Enchantment under the Sizzle
Let's say you're a studly high school senior looking to make a splash at the prom. It's your last year and you want to go out with a bang. But how? Exploding pants? Spiking the punch? Streaking during the coronation…
MarianneApril 7, 2008
The Scientific Pursuit of Bacon
In case you haven't already met, I just have to introduce you to the Annals of Bacon Research. I'm super impressed with this team, first because they paired the word annals, which my husband cannot say or look at without…
MarianneApril 4, 2008
Bacon Groovy Sticks
I must admit this product has done nothing but confuse me. It smells like bacon. It tastes baconesque. My roommates stuffed brownie treats inside it (really people? bacon and brownies?) but seemed rather aggravated when I tried to eat. Is…
BrutusApril 3, 2008
Bacon Bling
Ready to proclaim your commitment? Not QUITE ready to wear it on a t-shirt like a billboard? Well here's the perfect compromise. The I Love Bacon Necklace. Simultaneously bold yet understated, casual observers may even mistake it for the infamous…
MarianneApril 2, 2008
Say it out loud: I love this sandwich!
There are a wide variety of ways to express your love of bacon. In coming posts I'll show you some wearable trinkets designed by the truly devout. I begin today with the BLT Ring, with big thanks to Cool Hunting…
MarianneApril 1, 2008
Hover Bacon
When these little guys first hit the scene, I was fascinated. And given the success of their Quizno's commercial, just think what they could do for our friend bacon!
MarianneMarch 31, 2008
The Perfect Marriage
I've seen a number of interesting sweet/salty combinations involving bacon, especially where maple syrup is involved. But here's a brilliant new idea that combines two things that I truly love. Bacon and Chocolate. The Vosges Haut-Chocolat website is not only…
MarianneMarch 28, 2008
Give it up for Gravy
My roommates buy a lot of fancy stuff  for me.  Environmentally friendly biodegradable poop bags. (Who cares?) French Vanilla scented shampoo for sensitive skin. (Like I want a bath.) Two dog beds that they for some reason stack on top…
BrutusMarch 27, 2008
Bacon Taters!
I don't know what I love more: the interweb, or people from the mid-West who make my job so easy. Maybe this idea was too obvious, maybe I should already have come up with it myself. But it was just…
MarianneMarch 26, 2008
Bacon Hydration for Humans…I guess
It seems nearly unfathomable that it has taken me this long to get to it. I saw it months ago. I noticed it on a menu in Vegas. I've been simultaneously intrigued and repulsed since it first came to my…
MarianneMarch 25, 2008
Kiwi…Australian for Bacon
This commercial reminds me of the excruciating year that my husband and I decided to be vegetarians. It would have been a lovely experiment if we hadn't both gained 10 pounds from all the extra carbs and cheese we packed…
MarianneMarch 24, 2008
Bacon Hydration
My diet is pretty boring. I get some supposedly healthy kibble twice a day, a handful of treats if I look cute enough, and all the water I can drink. Woop-dee-doo. Water. I know my roommates have beer and wine…
BrutusMarch 20, 2008
Michael Scott: Champion of Bacon
Over the centuries, there have been countless tales of bravery, men and women willing to sacrifice life and limb for their cause, for their beliefs, for the people and things that they love. One such man, a personal hero of…
MarianneMarch 19, 2008