Love bacon, but hate all that greasy mess? Craving bacon, but also craving candy? Want to carry bacon around in your purse or pocket, but afraid it will attract a gang of feral dogs? Well Archie McPhee has just the…
MarianneAugust 12, 2008
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Yankee Candle Mmm, Bacon! Scented, Classic 22oz Large Jar Single Wick Candle, Over 110 Hours of Burn Time
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Men’s Ugly Bacon Christmas Sweater Large Sand T Shirt
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I Love Heart Back Bacon Black Kids Sweatshirt (White print)-9-11 Years
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Better With Bacon Dishtowel – Set of 6
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IT’S NOT FOOD UNLESS IT’S COVERED IN BACON – Funny Apron Adjustable 28″W x 30″L
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You Are The Bacon To My Eggs Black Wooden Sign
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Junior’s S T-Shirt (got bacon?) Fitted Shirt
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Working Class Studio The Bacon ‘N’ Eggs Collection Bacon Kitchen Gift Set
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Hybrid Big Boys’ Like Bacon T-Shirt
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TIS THE SEASON TO EAT BACON UGLY CHRISTMAS SWEATER S White Men’s Tee (6.1oz)
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Bacon Cotton Candy
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Blogging Since 2008
The Internet's Favorite Bacon Blog
I know what you're thinking. I have a closet full of clothes and nothing truly bacony to go with them! Well, have you tried a search for bacon on Etsy.com? If not, drop what you're doing and GO. THERE. NOW!…
MarianneAugust 26, 2008
If you're reading this blog, there's a chance you like bacon. If you follow more than one blog, there's a chance you also like other time-wasting, Internet-based nonsense, like Facebook and Twitter. If any or all of those things are…
MarianneJanuary 8, 2009
My diet is pretty boring. I get some supposedly healthy kibble twice a day, a handful of treats if I look cute enough, and all the water I can drink. Woop-dee-doo. Water. I know my roommates have beer and wine…
BrutusMarch 20, 2008
I don't know what the weather's like where you are, but in Santa Barbara we're having an actual winter! Rain! Temperatures in the 50s! I know that sounds mild to lots of people, but I swear I've never been so…
MarianneFebruary 18, 2009
I mentioned way back in October that Naseem and I were going to start doing some races under the moniker of Team Bacon. We started with 5K runs and...well, honestly that's all I've really bothered to do over the past…
MarianneMay 19, 2011
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You Are The Eggs To My Bacon by Artist Misty Diller 9″x12″ Solid Wood Sign Wall Decor Art
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Bacon Nation: 125 Irresistible Recipes
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